Friday Funnies

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi decided to take a road trip around the country to get back their roots and connect with the little people.  They think it would also be good to take a dog so they borrow a black Labrador Retriever and take it with them.

They cruise around the country and wind up in a bar in Montana.  They walk in and start telling people how great they are and that they are doing a great job.  But no one is listening.  So they decide to buy a round of whiskey for everyone.  Well, that gets the crowd to at least pay attention.

As they are talking an old grizzled Montana rancher comes in, lifts the dog's tail, takes a look, grunts, and leaves.

A second Montana rancher comes in a little while later, lifts the dog's tail, takes a look, says, "Hmmmm", and leaves.

Then a third Montana rancher comes in, lifts the dog's tail, takes a look, shakes his head, and leaves.  This continues for a while until finally Nancy asks the bartender what's going on.  "Oh", he says, "someone started a rumor that there is a dog with two assholes in here and they were just checking to see if it was true!".