Friday Funnies

A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day and he posed the question:  "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"

A Sailor said, "I'd step on it."

 

A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."

  

A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."

An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."