Thoughts

This one almost writes itself...

Mom--It's just a phase.  I'm sure he's a nice boy.

Dad--Look at this loser.  What the hell is she thinking?  Maybe she's trying to punish me.

Girl--What was I thinking?

Guy--Whoooeee.  I got the girl and a bitchen haircut.  What could be better?  I wonder if the zipper is in back.