Impeachment...the Playground Version

Are you confused yet?  So far we’ve got some sort of whistleblower report from an avowed never-Trumper who didn’t hear anything firsthand, have heard snippets of testimony from some career diplomats and functionaries who heard of the call secondhand, have had endless analysis from the media telling us of the certainty of crimes, and learned of unfair rules implemented by the majority when they finally get down to business, among many other things.  It’s exhausting.  I was thinking how to break it down to simple terms and I think this is pretty much analogous to what we’re seeing coming out of Washington, DC

Sally told me that she doesn't like Bobby anymore because he talked to Debbie on the playground.  But I heard that Annie likes Bobby but she also likes Jimmy who is the Captain of the football team.  Except Jimmy is going steady with Carol who is the head cheerleader and everyone knows she a bitch and sooner or later she will break Jimmy's heart.