Friday Funnies

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real Pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearman's, then the early Grumman's, flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WW-II, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.
I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a Pilot, and you, what are you?"

She said, "I'm a Lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked Women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked Women. When I shower, I think about naked Women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked Women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot ?"

He replied, "Always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a Lesbian."