Thursday, April 30, 2015

Friday Funnies

There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls".
We've heard colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls".

Do they know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295

GUTS:  is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS:  Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the "Balls" to say:  "You're next, Chubby".

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, thee is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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